Diet Cults

1. Attention, everyone. Have you heard of the diet sensation that is sweeping the nation? It is Breatharianism. The man behind this breakthrough diet for a happier and a healthier life is Mr. Wiley Brooks. If you attend his seminar for 5 days for just the bargain price of $500.00, Mr. Brooks will tell you how to live and feel better using his new breakthrough diet plan. So if you are tired of diets that don’t work, then take your first step to Breatharianism, take your first step for a better you. Breathe deep and then call 1-800-555-6689





3. Dear Vice Squad,

I am writing this report to you, out of concern for all the hard working citizens who were swindled out of $500, by a smooth talking salesman who is pushing an untrue story and a very dangerous diet plan. Mr. Wiley Brooks claims that he has not eaten for 18 years and drinks very little fluids. Now stories have surfaced about him being seen eating very unhealthy foods. He claims that whether he is eating or not eating is not important, but this is not true, because it was his story that convinced hundreds of people to follow him and his diet. The first step of this diet is not to just stop eating foods altogether but to clean your blood by starting with the Yellow Diet. The Yellow Diet allows you to only eat 24 food items. After the Yellow Diet, the plan starts to get dangerous. When you stop eating, you begin to feel tired, and have a lack of energy and because of the lack of iron in the diet your body starts to suffer from anemia. In conclusion I hope that the Vice Squad will investigate this matter further so more people won’t get hurt because of a lie. Mr. Brooks said “that food is more addictive than heroin.” But the same can be said about money, and I believe he is addicted, so he keeps pushing his story and his dangerous diet to take advantage of people looking for an answer.